- Forget smoking in the kitchen- the toilet paper thief in my hall needs to die! And when they do they will probably be sent to a special circle of Hell reserved for such filth. I now guard my tp like it was a golden monkey filled with diamonds and Niel Diamond concert tickets.
- I haven't seen my home in more than 50 days. Dear Mom, never let me get so far from home again. Starvation is pushing the limits.
- I don't think Drain-O is as powerful here. Drat this whole Bio/Green movement in Germany- I just want my shower to drain!
- I think I may end up sleeping in the airport on the 25th. I figure that it's preferable to having to stay in a hostel alone again. I am reluctant to repeat that life experience. Airports are clean and nice and have delicious snacks and no people who shun clothing in public.
- Dear Carolyn, I am going to need you. Desperately. I have let myself go and will need your special aesthetician skills to set me arright before I venture off. Heck, I'm going to need all the girls in the family in order to tackle this problem. Prepare the power sander! Also, do you have a straightener I could borrow until I can replace mine?
- I thought that I was going to manage to miss all my final tests and presentations here in Tuebingen because we're all leaving before the final day or two, but they moved the dates up to accomodate us. Now I have two German tests and a rather large and involved presentation on top of the stuff for Art and Architecture. Dobby's Sock!
- Speaking of which, I still haven't seen the last Harry Potter yet. The magic and mystery lives on for me! Bwahahhaha!
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Concentrate? That's for juice!
Confession: I'm supposed to be frantically finishing my project before my big test tomorrow. This blog post is my way of sticking it to my future-self. This will really show that future-self who's boss.
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Of course I will help you! I'll make sure that I have plenty of haircolor on hand and a good pair of scissors. I also will allow you to take my old CHI straightner. It has a funky cord that Benson put on it and a hair tie to keep the wires making contact, but it still works like a champ! Going on seven years baby! I'll kill you if it completely dies in your care. Ha ha! Just kidding ;) So did you see me informally invite you to my wasatch front baby shower on the 26th on facebook? Think about it. Come if you aren't totally wasted. Let me know:)
ReplyDeleteOther than the monkey bread what do you need to keep you from starvation! No promises but we might be able to swing a few requests for dinner on the 26th.
ReplyDeleteBy Starvation I meant the body of water. :)
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